I’m going to be an American Ninja Warrior.
Yeah, you heard me. This 40 year old, arthritic, obese stay-at-home dad is going to be an American Ninja Warrior.
I’m crazy, I know. I’m also serious.
During today’s weigh-in, the scale informed me that I am 30 pounds lighter than I was on January 1st.
That’s like, 120 quarter pounders from McDonald’s.
So, feeling invincible as I am right now, I want to set some crazy goal to strive for. I used to want to run a marathon just so I could say I could. While that still is a possibility, I think I want to be a ninja warrior.
What makes it harder is the fact I’ve never, in my entire life, done a pull up.
Never. Not once. Not even close to once.